Note the following “corporate sponsors” do not actually endorse, promote, or have anything to do with this ridiculous farce. I just stole their logo and wrote a mocking blurb.
Chili Dog Level:
Do you need help creating and hosting websites for asinine things like a backyard BBQ? Need to block Facebook so your employees can’t RSVP during business hours? Beyond Development takes managed services and support beyond the reboot, all the way to confirming that it was in fact, user error.Did you think, ugh Beyond Development spent all their time on this; How will I ever get that quality level of support from a more mature operation? Great news, BD became part of Open Tier Systems in 2023, and now you can get all your IT Security, consulting, help desk and more from our awesome team! And while AI could never create this site (if they can’t do fingers, they’ll never master hot dogs) Open Tier Systems has a whole series of AI trainings and webinars coming this fall.
Ketchup, Mustard, and Relish Level:
Do you need to get in the best shape of your life, AKA “Hot Dog Race Competitive?” Stop by Strength Academy or Strength Personal Training Bootcamp and you’ll be ready to guzzle hot dogs while running in no time.
Did choking on a hot dog while running help you see God and desire to know him more? Come to Storehouse Church and hear about God’s true plan for you life without the near death experience. Free prayer for the first 100 guests!
Focusing on pre-hab and injury prevention, Triple Play Therapy is a must know for the caliber of athlete common among BYOHD contestants. They were our number one requested new addition! Quote one former BYOHD champion “Dad, did you know Mr. Cammarota is like really good at his job?”
Excel Companion Care – Did trying to run the race make you feel old? Did you break your hip on the shoddily constructed Ninja zone? Well Excel can provide “companionship and conversation” and even “assist with evening and tuck-in” while you recover! Just ask for Josh!
